Chumpy

Anyone who does not show up when their friends decide to hang out more than 50% of the time. Doesn't matter what reason you have for being late. Doesn't matter if you if you are a college student busy with work, a parent who works three jobs and kids to take care of, or even if you are the pope. If you do not show up to hang out with your friends, you are a chump and will forever be known as chumpy.

Friends: "We are hanging out and gonna play d&d. You in?"
Kaylee: "I cant, i have to work. No time for it."
Friends: "Dammit Kaylee. This is d&d! Don't be a chump."
Kaylee: "But i have to work!"
Friends: "You shall forever be known as chumpy. How do you feel about yourself right now?"

by cpdf98 May 29, 2018

chumpy

silly little ginger toss pot, total wanker, looks about 7, glues ginger pubes to his face to try and look manly(it fails), likes little boys, chumpette is the female version

he's a right chumpy.....what a wank

by supergav August 27, 2009

chumpy

A sonia like item/human being..originated from peters mouth

Sonia IS A CHUMPY

by the chumpy April 25, 2011

we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

chumpy

Philadelphia slang term that became the substitution for any noun or pronoun... also used to describe a small but nonspecific amount of something. Similar to lump of sugar.

"How much cream do you want in your coffee?"

"A chumpy. Maybe two."

by Ezra October 28, 2004

chumpy

(UK) used to describe a fat person

ooh, she's a bit chumpy

by Andy Ward May 4, 2005

chumpy

adj. lame or stupid.

"Those tickets cost $50."
- relpy "That's so chumpy!"

by kyuketsuki May 10, 2003