as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013
Get the not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier mug.someone who everyone loves. But alot of girls are jealous of, she makes anyone happy or laugh. she would be the perfect person to be stuck in an elevator with because youd never be bored having a chat with her or staring in her eyes. she broken many hearts but fixed alot also. shed be the perfect best friend or the one to fall in love with.
by charlenes friend June 15, 2010
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When your girlfriend or boyfriend breaks up with you, you'll say "I could really use a Charelle right now!"
by Ematol September 12, 2017
Get the charelle mug.Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.
by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015
Get the Golden Chandelier mug.Charleigh is so gorgeous , she makes everyone smile and always listens to all there problems , charleigh appears to be very happy however on the inside she is always upset . Charleigh is thicc , big bum and allll the curves. Charleigh is very nice but if you rub her up the wrong way she will get very angy, charleigh is the type of person who wouldn't be afraid to speak there mind weather it be her boss , teacher or family .
Charleigh your so pretty
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Get the Charlette mug.Charlene is the most beautiful, Kindest, loyal, amazing girl you'll ever meet. she has the voice of a singer but her dance moves are... ok... but overall shes just the most perfect person. her body shape, face, skin, hair are all so perfect. skin so smooth and soft, hair so silky and easy to run your fingers through. though she may also be somewhat short, but cute. Charlene is the type of person who would put others first before herself. she's the type of person who would stay up all night just to cheer you up. she'd embarrass herself in front of everyone just to get you to smile again. every girl that meets a Charlene will always end up jealous of her because of her beauty and because she's a boy magnet. the jealous girls will try to get her down even though all she's ever done for them is help them. some people would say she's very lucky to be who she is, but because of who she is, she gets judged often. she normally doesn't listen to what others say about her, because she knows they aren't true. so she just continues to do what she does best. be amazing!
in conclusion, Charlene has the best personality and is basically perfect.
in conclusion, Charlene has the best personality and is basically perfect.
Tami- " hey, you know that girl Charlene over there."
Jess- " of course I know her, she's like the nicest and prettiest girl in our school. who doesn't know her?"
Jess- " of course I know her, she's like the nicest and prettiest girl in our school. who doesn't know her?"
by catcf February 14, 2019
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