Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.

Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!

by alexis capone January 8, 2008

Charcoal Demon

A person of African-American descent who looks capable of raping/killing a thousand Caucasians

*O.J. Simpson turns up at afterparty*

Paris Hilton: 'Mmm, delicious. I spot a Charcoal Demon.'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

charcoal mud baby

an insult said to describe a person whose skin appears dark and blackish, mostly africans...who were used as slaves.

Get back in the fields you charcoal mud baby!

Those damn charcoal mud babies are playin that rap shit TO DAMN LOUD!

by TheKoolAidMan101 September 29, 2008

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.

I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

by 1403huerita May 5, 2017

Charcoal

When someone is looking grimy.
Synonym for grimy, gross, etc...

---> That bitch is charcoal.
---> Look at her - she charcoal.

by N1C0L3Y0L3Y November 18, 2010

charcoal delight

fellatio performed immediately after smoking a cigarette

I heard the neighborhood hooker gave Jose a charcoal delight last night. Now that's what I call smoking pole!

by Don Gato August 28, 2008

Charcoal Ghost

A person who is so black in color as to be completely cloaked during the nightfall hours.

Tyrone: So, you think you black huh?
Trevor: I is the blackest fo'shure.
Tyrone: Well then you haven't met Otis. That mothafuckah is a charcoal ghost, he is!

by Oscart Mattball August 20, 2011