Timothée Chalamet

The HOTTEST piece of ass to EVER exist. This man will RUIN your life. Everything I know and love is him. HE IS EVERYTHING.

Armie: Hey bro why do you keep listening to "Love My Way"?
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Timothée Chalamet MADE ME.

by starfleuri December 12, 2020

challaminge

A word originally created by James, which was adopted by Jake meaning a female cocktease who likes playing hard to get-or presents difficulty for a male to impress her enough to get her into his sofabed challange

that girl is playing hard to get-a real Challaminge

by thejdizzler November 29, 2011

Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas is a bullethell superboss from the Calamity Mod from Terraria,it is the hardest boss as of now.
Each of her bullethell phases take only 15 seconds. Also she cannot be butchered and if you use a weapon that deals more than 10% of her hp she will only drop potions without the rest of the loot forcing you to do it legit.(in older versions if you got hit 10 times you would die no mather what was your hp)

Guy 1: Yo dude i just beat Supreme Calamitas,it was extremly hard.
Guy 2: I know bro shes crazy!

by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019

Timothee Chalamet

A beautiful and talented actor who has played in tons of great movies like Call Me By Your Name, and Little Women.

Friend:Hey who's that cute actor over there.
Me: Oh that's Timothee Chalamet!

by gilmoregirlslover December 31, 2020

Down Calamitous

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.

Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*

by epic135 October 19, 2021

Chalamius

One who makes excessive use of smilies to express themselves in email, IM and to a lesser extent when spoken to in person. Can be compared to Gin Ichimaru from the animé Bleach or the Joker.

<Lawyer> I am sorry to tell you that your father has just passed away
<Chalamius> D:
<Lawyer> Please sign these documents
<Chalamius> o_O
<Lawyer> He has left you £200,000 worth of assets in his will.
<Chalamius> XD

by ins3 December 19, 2008

calamity jane

the one experience everyone needs to experience for themselves.

she totally got calamity janed the other night.

by Alice Penderwals March 12, 2007