stank chaff

Occurring just before anal intercourse, the bottom sprays diarrhea throwing the pursuant off of their tail. A mess that ruins the mood for anal intercourse.

When the two horny lovers returned home from a meal of spicy Korean food, the bottom sadly ruined the night by spraying stank chaff just before getting laid.

by nippydreadlocks January 28, 2017

brown chaff

(Verb). Shitting oneself.

Did you see Andy D when his chair broke?
No, why is that?
I swear he deployed the ol' brown chaff!

by This isn't where I parked my d April 24, 2019

cum chaff

The flaky dried sperm residue you find on your inner thigh, or elsewhere.

What's that white stuff on your leg?
That's last night's cum chaff.

by crosscomox December 20, 2013

Cut to the Chaff

Chaff is the core of the wheat from which comes grain.Cut to the chaff means to cut to the essence, the meaning, the essential of what you are trying to say.
Pre 60s....precusor of "cut to the chase"

"Blah, blah, blah"
"Cut to the chaff!"
"Just listen and you'll hear!"

by Elaine Pedigo April 26, 2006

Chaff Vacuum

Varient of douchebag

Ugh, that guy is a total chaff vacuum.

by Dangertits June 11, 2012

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022