chonk 

A substitute for the word fuck.

Chonk you mother chonker. What the chonks wrong with you. Chonk this shit. This chonking sucks.

chonk by Paula F. May 12, 2007

Chonk 

Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ

"Dude look at Chonk shred!"

Chonk by The Real Chonk June 5, 2009

CHONK 

Adrian

Adrian is a very very fat chonk that you can scoop beanos out of him

CHONK by chonk creator September 24, 2019

Chonk 

To eat very aggressively and with passion.

"Hey! Jared! Stop chonking bath bombs!"

Chonk by Iviola Akine December 26, 2019

chonk 

to chew enthusiastically

chonk by Bill August 24, 2003

chonk 

To smoke weed, especially with your closest friends.

Ey yo, Matt and Curran are going to chonk, you coming?

chonk by AliceLee June 27, 2005

chonk 

A teenage boy wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a baseball cap, steals bikes at night, and drinks tins of kronenbourg during the day, then throws the tin's in people's gardens

What are those chonks doing hanging around my car!

chonk by Chonk! August 16, 2003