choof chopper

Australian euphamism for a herb mill used to grind choof (marijuana). Also known as a Muller, its purpose is to increase the surface area of the material, so that smoking or eating it will bring out more THC.

Made from metal and/or plastic, choof choppers come in many shapes and sizes. Some have a box attatchment to catch the material. The main problem with choof choppers is that they can get clogged easily if wet tobacco or choof is put into them.

Hey, mate, don't chuck ciggies in the choof chopper - premium bud ONLY!

by Googles October 30, 2004

CEO of

Usually used in a comment section of social media (especially TikTok) to say “CEO of ____” and just name anything shown in the video.

CEO of putting stuff in the Urban Dictionary.

by GalacticPie March 5, 2020

choof

Australian slang for the act of smoking cannabis sativa or indica through a bong. One who overindulges is known as a choofmonster.

I was having a choof the other day, when I got bong water all over my white pants.

by Googles January 17, 2004

CEO of simp-nation

His simp levels are so high it tops any human or pussboi out there usually goes by the name jesse or master_shifu

Damn Jesse really simping On Jackie he’s the “CEO of simp-nation“

by Sophie-et unión February 5, 2020

CEO of Racism

The CEO of racism is former hip hop artist and astronomer, Thanos. E Bottle Cap Challenge

Lil Wayne- "nigga when I find the CEO of Racism I'm gonna eat his ass"

God- "Jah said no"

by Pussy__Destroyer690 July 18, 2019

Coofage

The act of receiving fellatio/head

"Hey man I'm gonna get some coofage tonight"

by Snavy Macc January 12, 2020

Coofer

A man or woman who coughs a lot. Their coughs may or may not be infected with the rona or a similar disease.

Dammit Ryan, you're a coofer!

Help get deez coofers away from me!

If you're gonna be a coofer, wear a damn mask!

I'm a coofer...

Did you hear that Sally over there is a coofer?

We're all coofers!

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake December 29, 2020