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When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
by Double Slash June 14, 2018
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Masturbation Celebration

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An indicent where you have just done or accomplished something incredibly good, but instead of going to a party to celebrate this you go home and masturbate your ass off. You just did something incredible so that makes you extra happy, thus turning you on more.
We won the football game, but instead of going to the party we all went up to the locker room and had a masturbation celebration.
by A shitty excuse for a name November 1, 2006
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goal celebration

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A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:

*Player 1 scores a goal.

*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.

*Player 2 grabs him.

*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.

*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.

*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.

*All team mates orgasm with player 1.

*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
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One's way of describing the spotting of a female celebrity displaying a deep cleavage.
Steve: "So, did you end up going to the Oscars?"
Glenn: "Yes, I did"
Steve: "How was it?"
Glenn: "Well, it was horrible but at least I got to see a lot of celebritits"
by Slim "P" May 18, 2010
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celebritize

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The act of making an average Joe (or Jane) a celebrity.
Going on a reality show one way that a person will try to celebritze themselves.

The show "The Apprentice" managed to celebritize Omarosa.
by Angela McCaskill May 6, 2008
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celebritney

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A famous person who destroys their fan base by acting like a complete loser.
The prom queen became a celebritney when the nude pictures hit the internet. Or Lindsey Lohan is pulling a celebritney.
by S. Wmson October 21, 2007
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