the cutest person in the world

You are the cutest person in the world. 🥰🥺💕

don't listen to others, you are the cutest person in the world ,belive in yourself

by txtfurrys June 12, 2020

The cutest person in the world

The person reading this

The cutest person in the world is so loving and caring they put other first before them and there so cute

by PrinceBubbleGum November 3, 2018

catastrophiliac

Getting exited about catastrophies.

This global warming stuff is so cool ! I guess im just catastrophiliac.

by GuillaumeMemor November 6, 2006

anal catastrophe

A bloody anal sex experience which ends in extreme pain and tearing.

Without lube that porno would've been an anal catastrophe!

by Jimmi B. Waxx July 2, 2004

Catsturbation

The act of masturbating only to open one's eyes to the judgmental stare of one's cat

Fluffy walked in on me again...So I guess catsturbation is my thing now. I really need to get a girlfriend.

by hightowers April 17, 2011

california catastrophe

When you shit into a Vons grocery bag and then throw it at a man on a Vespa.

Steven was driving downtown on his scooter when he got hit with a California catastrophe.

by Tomstah May 18, 2018

Lillie Catastrophe

New York city deathrocker, and vocalist and bass player for the band Glass Doll. He frequently appears on stage in women's clothing, and has a rather fey attitude. His age is unknown to most, but he appears to be appr. 19.

His race and gender are usually indeterminate, but the author knows for a fact he's male, and Asian, Jewish, and Peurto-Rican (along with some other various things)

Currently he's dating New York glam punk makeup artist Madeira Darling. Together they form Catastrophe/Darling, the snazzily dressed new york goth scene's answer to Paris and Nicole... except you know... dating.

"Yo, I saw Lillie Catastrophe over at Trash bar last night... the bartender was totally hitting on him."

by MissXanthe October 27, 2007