An aging cocktease. Notorious for her cock-teadeasery. Flirts with old men (all men), showers with celebrities, leads them all all on because of “daddy” issues.
Oh you’re friends with Catalina? She’s a cock tease.
No she’s not.
5 more people say the same…
Ok, yeah she is.
No she’s not.
5 more people say the same…
Ok, yeah she is.
by Sha1non1 January 16, 2022
by Byeeehiiiishyyyy August 11, 2019
Crazy-ass Latina bitch from the games Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Catalina was the main villain in GTA III and in San Andreas, she was CJ's girlfriend for a little while until she became very dissatisfied with him. Afterwards, she went to Liberty City to live with the GTA III protagonist and to work for the Colombian Cartel. A complete tomboy with a short temper, Catalina seems to hate nearly all men and even sees the men she "likes" only as mere crime partners and occasional fuck-buddies.
"I've seen fucking eunuchs with more balls than you!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"
by anonymous June 08, 2005
Catalina is usually a very kind girl, smiling and very beautiful inside and out. An independent girl in her things, tender and intelligent; If you meet any Catalina, do not abandon her, she is the best you could have known, appreciate her and tell her that you love her, She will always be there with you through thick and thin.
If any Catalina reads this, ily <3
by TaeTae<3 November 24, 2021
Most likely, colombian. She's prolly 5'1. She may be a bit shy at first and may take a while for her to open up but once she does, she's the funny girl of the friend group. She may also be very cynical and insecure because of people in her past who broke her trust and as a result she may be a bit of a loner but at least her friendships are mostly deep connections. She's independent and stands up for herself aswell as her friends. She doesn't like to fight and she's very kind to others. She's musically talented and she hasn't gone a year without crushing on someone. She's very determined and always works towards bettering herself.
by Somwbodythatyouusedtoknow November 21, 2021
World champion cock-tease. She will flor with you, no matter your age, because she has daddy issues. She I notorious, world champion cock tease.
“Dude, Catalina is into me. We flirted, she sent me naked pics”
“No, that’s Catalina…everyone knows…she is a cock tease slag”
“No, that’s Catalina…everyone knows…she is a cock tease slag”
by Mamacita5 December 01, 2021