Sausage Casing

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"

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Greasy Sausage Casing

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.

Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.

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A woman so fat that her skin looks like a sausage casing...there is no room left to expand.

That sausage casing girl looks about ready to explode.

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When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage

Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet

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Term used to describe the ring of guys surrounding an attractive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also a "sausage force-field."

Man 1: You should go talk to her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got a fucking sausage casing around her.

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It sure is hard getting into these darn sausage casings said Helen

Sausage casing by Dangit December 12, 2013

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Q. "Where'd you put the shell casing?"

A. "Lol, you me to put it in your bag and I cracked up and did it."

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