by James Lowe May 7, 2004
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by the_ruiner June 17, 2004
Get the George Carlin mug.George Carlin is the funniest comedian that has ever lived. George Carlin is responsible for the original list of "7 words you can't say on T.V." A man who never cares who he may offend, as long as he has SOMEONE pissing themselves laughing.
George Carlin Quotes
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"People with low self-esteem have earned it"
"Let's give credit where credit is due, and admit that scotch tape was a really good idea"
by NikSno May 22, 2006
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by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 23, 2011
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by birdofprey May 20, 2009
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by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020
Get the Cardiovascularmalexia mug.The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
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