cagar

Spanish for "to take a fuckin shit"

¡Dios mío!, me cagué.

by iowa dogg July 7, 2005

carnarvon

the most derro town in australia. full of 'cool kids' that are only ever going to be checkout chicks/guys.

lets go to carnarvon so we can sleep around and be considered cool!

by getlostkunyurri March 30, 2008

Calgary

A city that is bigger than the provincial capital, has over 1.2 million people, and has the Calgary Tower in it.

Hailey drove into Calgary with me yesterday.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Cartard

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.

Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"

by DanHalen August 21, 2013

cargasm

The intense feeling of insurmountable pleasure received when one views, drives, or hears an automobile unlike any other.

Damn, I had a cargasm at the exact moment that my "Jap piece of shit" Lexus TOASTED cory's "built to fail" Crapstang.

by Cory sucks April 30, 2006

Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005

CarFart

Ripping ass while wearing your CarHart bibs, bendover or move and you get a whiff of your putrid fart.

Billy was working in the shop and dropped a load. Bent over to pick up a wrench and gave himself a CarFart.

by Dirty Doyle October 14, 2011