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cartophiliac

Someone who steals shopping carts and returns them to the store for a reward.
Walking home from the pub, the Captain found a shopping cart from a grocery store two miles away - the longtime cartophiliac couldn't resist a hike in the snow.
by keatun77 March 3, 2011
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Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...
I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!
by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014
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credophile

A well-to-do sex-starved opportunist who seeks out financially-insolvent individuals with low credit-scores, for the purpose of sexually propositioning them in exchange for his paying off their debts.
It is possible to turn the tables on a credophile by employing the spiritual debt-relief ploy, whereby you initially agree to his terms, but then after you have received his monetary assistance, you suddenly claim to have recently "gotten religion", and thus you feel compelled to remain celibate.
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
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Cantophile

A person who deeply loves music, especially vocal or lyrical songs.
Ever since she was a child, Ava has been a true cantophile—always humming or singing something.
by A. M. Canté May 6, 2025
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