An expression for determining if one is in a gay bar. Take the number of men wearing assless chaps, divide that number by two and if the result is anything other than 0, you are in a gay bar.
Hey Sparky, do you think we are in a gay bar?
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
Why yes Chuckles, there is one man wearing assless chaps and 1/2 is 0.5 and that is not zero, so by the calley equation we are in a gay bar.
by lilurb July 8, 2009
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by karibaby May 3, 2005
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Get the cailey mug.A weeaboo , not just any weeaboo, this weeb in particular has the incapability to dye her roots when she needs to. She also does weird ass kitten play with her boyfriend, and allows him to cum inside her because it's a "territorial thing"
Carley Hugehs needs to fix her roots and stop being to rude to people she doesn't know, because someone will come a long and throw her name on Urban Dictionary and exploit her personal shit
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This unique type of pirate will also send a grown man to his knees with just a mere glare. So beware of any Cayley's you may encounter.
This unique type of pirate will also send a grown man to his knees with just a mere glare. So beware of any Cayley's you may encounter.
Landlubber: Is it true that a Cayley has killed over 1000 men?
Knowledgeable Pirate: Mate, try doubling that.
Knowledgeable Pirate: Mate, try doubling that.
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