Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013

High Capacity Assault Speech

A Neo-Orwellian Democrat phrase, intentionally created with a wide-sweeping and ambiguous scope, used to define what was once formerly known as "telling the truth", or the dangerous use of using maths and statistics to prove someone else wrong.

"I tried to tell Brenda that gun deaths are an epidemic within America, to which she responded with High Capacity Assault Speech, explaining that gun deaths aren't even in the top ten causes of death in the United States. And there are, in fact, more deaths caused by hands, feet, knives, and blunt instruments by a magnitude of about eighty. I have reported her to the thought police so that she may be dealt with swiftly, and that our Holy Narrative may be protected."

by Krythic May 15, 2021

hetero capacity

refers to an area occupied by the maximum number of guys allowed by which adding one more would make it very gay/ uncomfortable and wrong

{setting}- 2 friends are chillen on a couch that is clearly made for no more than two people when another guy walks up
Guy: Hey fellas!... got room for one more?
2 friends: Nah dude we've reached hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson June 15, 2007

Bubble blowing capacity

The moment when bubble gum reaches it full bubble blowing potential.

Meggles: "Let's see who can blow a bigger bubble, but first we have to get our gum to it's bubble blowing capacity."

by sunshineluv January 1, 2008

Blaximum Capacity

When you've reached the maximum number of black people in a room or especially an elevator.

Sorry Tyrone, we have reached our blaximum capacity for this elevator. You have to wait til the next one.

by RezaWrekt May 14, 2015

Maximum Pussy Capacity

Getting as much vagina as possible for a certain person at a certain time.

"That gel in Clair's hair is really not letting him reach is maximum pussy capacity," Biskey said.

by kfcbizkits May 8, 2011

dude capacity

any location, situation or environment in which the number of dudes overwhelms the number of chicks

ryan: "mike keeps interviewing guys. I think we've hit dude capacity."

by fish_surfer January 19, 2009