a small town im ohio that has more problems with dear running out in front of cars and ducks pooping on peoples cars than with any sort of crime except pot which we do not think of as a drug but more of a sexual enhancement device seeing as all the women in the area are homely. the town consist of six bars and 1 flashing red light. it also has a high school that consist mainly of kids whos parents are the alumni and couldnt make it in the real world.
in castalia we have whats called the duck pond which is the main entertainment in the area watching ducks screww and crap all over peoples cars.We also have a game reserve that you can watch bigger animals screww and crap on stuff
by origen September 14, 2008
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Dude look, it's Castalia! She's so fuckin' cool!
You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.
You better stop running your flappy folds or Castalia will 100% kill you and I'll tell the cops it was suicide.
by TerrifiedDad42 May 1, 2022
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A person or group who automatically opts for the opposite view, for the sake of being antagonistic, not because they have a good argument or view point.
Gerald: GO ISIS
Friend1: Why the fuck is Gerald pro-ISIS? I thought he was part of the FSA?
Friend2: He's Sunni now, he can't make up his mind. His allegiances shift faster than Trump's cabinet reshuffles. He's such a contrarian.
Friend1: Why the fuck is Gerald pro-ISIS? I thought he was part of the FSA?
Friend2: He's Sunni now, he can't make up his mind. His allegiances shift faster than Trump's cabinet reshuffles. He's such a contrarian.
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2) A false iconoclast who attacks the idols of truth and social justice in order to bring freedom to the status quo and powerful interests.
3) A person who believes they are staking a claim of intellectual daring by suggesting that progress has harmed society.
2) A false iconoclast who attacks the idols of truth and social justice in order to bring freedom to the status quo and powerful interests.
3) A person who believes they are staking a claim of intellectual daring by suggesting that progress has harmed society.
That Caitlin Flanagan is a real contrarian, always willing to challenge the notion that women are the intellectual and social equals of men by brazenly daring to send them back to the kitchen.
by pdxmouse July 9, 2007
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She has a husband she abuses emotionally, a boyfriend she manipulates, and a boy-toy she is currently sleeping with...she is so cantrellian.
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