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yolo contendere

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020
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North Canton

A Great Place to Live and Raise a Family. Or so thats what they say. I say, A Great Place to Get in a Wreck Trying to Get Out of the Post Office. North Canton is a town straight out of the 50's, primarily because it hasn't changed since the 50's, except for that it has approxiamately 4329850275827 more stoplights. Residents of Greentown think they live here, but they don't.
Greentown resident: "I live in North Canton!"
North Canton resident: "No you don't. I do. You live with cows. I have a family and we have 2.4 children and 1.8 cars, one of which was hit when I pulled out of the post office."
by Paul June 19, 2004
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Cantona

Living legend who played for Manchester United otherwise known as god
Ohh... Ah... Cantona!
by Anoymous February 16, 2004
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Angel Casteneda

A very quiet but focused man. He is driven by his work and by his enemy; Tahamid Bhuiyan.
Angel Casteneda? Angel Casteneda is that cool kid!
by Good Man Allah September 21, 2018
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centennial

semi-ghetto-ass school in georgia that also has a group of preppy white kids which of some, most, are in CORE (Centennial Off Roading Elite) and go off-roading, then the druggies who get high off random shit, and have school lock-downs because some dipshit stole from kholes. dont forget we kick ass at state for lacrosse.
Rodger: Yo did you see the news about centennial?
Fredrick: no man what was it
Rodger: some kid got high off of mucinex
Fredrick: woah man how desperate
by kcrumb December 2, 2013
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Centennial

A member of Generation Z, the first generation of the 21st century which are those born 2001 and later. This is the generation that follows the Millennials and will probably prove to be even more worthless and entitled.
Person A: I'm a Millennial.
Person B: No you dumb fuck. You were born in 2001 which makes you a Centennial. If you were a year older then you would be a Millennial but you are part of an even more annoying generation if that is possible.
by AwesomRon August 10, 2017
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Cannen

Pronounced "can-en".
A name for a boy who is patient, calm, and collected. Someone who is truly selfless and puts others before himself. He is a protector, a caregiver, and a supporter. He is polite, a leader, someone who takes control, but also stays true to his inner child. A person who wants to give the world to those he loves, and expects nothing in return.
"Who is that guy over there? He's sort of quiet."
"That's Cannen. He's really sweet and pretty funny once you get to know him."
by iknoim December 21, 2013
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