cannibal corpse 

Dream Theater might be talented, but they're fucking horrible. Opeth kicks ass, yes. Cannibal Corpse is fucking awesome and their shit (to faggots like you) might seem rudimentary, but if you've ever gotten a copy of any of their tablature (especially in PowerTab form), you'd see their fucking complexity. And, I know that you'll say that regardless of their great musical ability, their music still "sucks," well, not true, dick-fucker.

Cannibal Corpse is so kickass. They're also pretty funny, because they take their shit so seriously. Their lyrics are hilarious.

cannibal corpse by Gabe Nahmias April 3, 2004

cannibal corpse 

A band you probably have never even heard of because you are not cool enough to even own their C.D.

Cannibal Corpse is so metal, I wish I could play guitar like Rob Barrett.

cannibal corpse by PSHloserx October 10, 2003

Cannibal Corpse 

Fucking brutal death metal band that would kick Justina Bieber's little ass if they had to.

Justin Bieber: "I'm badass. I challenged Tom Cruise to a fight".

Cannibal Corpse: "That's cute".

Cannibal Corpse by METALRULES!! February 4, 2021

cannibal corpse 

Cannibal corpse: A BRUTAL death metal band that origined in 1989 their first cd was eaten back to life. The band was the first in the death metal scene to have the sickest incomprehensible and over the top lyrics and art work- vincent locke. Their earlier music had the vocalist chris barnes who is actually better than george fisher. Just to point out the band in its early days was only for certain individuals to listen to. but now it is mainly associated with wanabees and 'goths'- ie... 13 year old children who think they are 'sick and twisted' when they are mere normal kids who gets their mommys to order a gore-obsessed long sleeve cannibal corpse t shirt off ebay to look 'abnormal' this is whats wrong with the band now, it has been promoted to much, so it is too popular. i used to be a cannibal corpse fan i bought chris barnes 2 albums (i still sometimes listen to) but that guy actually had some brutal talent george fisher is a fake extrovert. i'm not saying they are totally crap now but they ahve changed a lot- early cannibal corpse saounded like mortician- an even better band.

8 year old: mummy i just looked up a band called cannibal corpse on google, they are like foo fighters please by me a t shirt off ebay.

mum: off course dear

cannibal corpse by mortician February 21, 2005

Cannibal Corpse 

A death metal band that attempts to offend people with disgusting lyrics and ridiculous song names. I know they are suppose to play to a niche market but most of their fans are probably 12 years olds who try to look different and insane.

The actual fans of this group I can respect since they are being sincere, the preteen I want to be different so I can look cool can jump off a bridge.

Cannibal Corpse by hasafienda February 23, 2005

Cannibal Corpse 

A terribly overrated death metal band. They arent really that good, they just gained death metal some popularity because people had never had never heard a thing like it before and thought it was really really skull crushingly heavy. generic growls also.

if you want some good death metal with sick art and weird lyrics, go listen to cattle decapitation, at least they sound cool.

Cannibal Corpse by Liberate te ex Inferis January 18, 2005

cannibal corpse 

The one of the most discusting and sadistic bands out there. Music like that just proves they are sick individuals.

"I want to slit my wrists and bleed all over the floor and die. But before I do it I will listen to cannibal corpse"

"The girl is torn and twisted bleeding from her wound that swarms with maggots" -Cannibal corpse style lyrics

cannibal corpse by Freakasync March 7, 2005