cannon event

An extremely crucial event in one’s life that must happen to learn from it

She was just a cannon event bro

by drxw June 12, 2023

Calcium Cannons

When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.

“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”

“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”

by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022

Chunder Cannon

When one is held horizontally above the ground and then 'loaded' with excessive amounts of alcohol before being 'fired' (rocked) backwards and forwards a number of times. If this process does not induce chundering, then the cannon must again be reloaded and the process continued until successful vomiting is induced.

guy 1, "load the cannon"
guy 2, "loading the cannon"
guy 1, "fire the cannon"
guys 3, 4, and 5..., "firing the cannon"

the chunder cannon is then performed by the suspended individual

by thebathchundercannon April 6, 2010

Orbital cannon

Press Button to win

Hey, see that guy on the Orbital cannon ?

1-0

by Iwilleatyourbed January 4, 2021

Cannon Penis

On vacation you will find that you have a CANNON, PENIS!!!!!!!!! :)

I want a Cannon Penis!!!!

by paul parry October 30, 2011

Candor

Brutally honest. The truth that may or may not hurt you. Candor people don't sugar coat the truth

The truth hurt. You didn't have to be too candor.

by Daunessgirl101 April 11, 2014

fart cannon

A disproportionately large muffler or exhaust pipe, mounted on an automobile with a small displacement engine. Named for the flatulence like sound the vehicle's exhaust makes.

A six inch fart cannon attached to a 1 inch tailpipe? Don't tell me. You've seen The Fast and the Furious at least once, right?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003