ovarian-cancered 

The female version of cock blocked.

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.

ovarian-cancered by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005

cancerbait

A toxic techinque of highliting meaningless and irrelevant information to draw attention to a non-existant piece of information.

Making particular letters in a caption bold or a different colour to create the impression of said text containing an acronym or second meaning, when in fact the shared content is completely worthless.

Generally a technique of wasting additional minutes of an audience's life.

- Why did I just spend five minutes watching this video? Nothing even happens.

= Did you read the caption?

- Yeah I read it several times; it makes no sense and I dont even know what I'm looking at.

= You should have scrolled past. That's clearly Cancerbait.

cancerbait by Epic mlg beast April 20, 2022

Cancered

To induce cancer in someone

That EU flash just cancered me!!!

Cancered by matèeeeee September 11, 2016

Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

Cancered by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019

cancerrandom 

Someone that isnt on lolpros

Holy shit, redcookie is a komplett cancerrandom

cancerrandom by x9blue May 14, 2022

canceroid 

A slur against people with cancer. Only people who’s parents have had cancer and people with cancer can use.

“My mom is a canceroid!”

canceroid by canceroid November 7, 2022

canceroid 

a slur to people with cancer. Only people with cancer and their parents can say it.

“Your mom is a canceroid!” “You cant say that word because your parents didnt have cancer.”

canceroid by canceroid November 7, 2022