Compton Stealth Shelf

As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.

“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”

by Olichas Mallett July 19, 2019

compton scattering

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

by ortho June 2, 2007

Straight Up Compton

Totally Ghetto, At the top of the Coolness Scale, Associated with gangstas

Dude, that gat's "straight up compton!!"

by Gangsta Pete May 6, 2006

Compton Cockblock

When your friend is having sex, you and your buddies, and his buddies, all hide in the closet. or anywhere that is satisfying to you. then while he is in the middle of sex you burst out from where you were and beat the living shit out of him for absolutely no reason other than to cock block him in the most un-necessary manor. The compton cock block is best followed up by tipping over his sofa, leaving, then on the following day when he asks "wtf man" you and all your friends completely deny any accusations he makes and deny that it even happened.

-victim- Ok dude stop fucking around, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT!?!?!?

-buddy1- I seriously have no idea what you are talking about man.

-buddy2- Dude, are you ok today?

-me- why the hell do i have to put "Compton Cockblock" in the example?

by SinisterL August 3, 2010

Compton alarm clock

Police sirens.

I got mugged downtown last night, but some cops gave the neighborhood a Compton alarm clock and the thug bolted.

by Oniichan~ July 24, 2009

Straight Outta Compton

The best rap album of all time by NWA. The epitome of Old School Hip Hop.

Whenever I listen to Straight Outta Compton, I cry because I remember better days.

by defiler October 20, 2004

Compton Chamber Check

The act of looking down the barrel of a firearm from the front of the bore to check if the firearm is loaded.

James: Hey where is David
Steve: David did a Compton chamber check with his finger on the trigger and met god.
James: Damn, that's crazy.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal October 15, 2023