A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
by Clasm May 29, 2016
Get the The Calvinator mug.A device developed by Coca Cola to make a engine run on carbinated beverages using a design remotely similar to a "Carburator". The device was larger then typical carburators and required the use of a special InSteak Manifold. The unit had a series of internal chambers and devices that processed the fuel to make it suitable for combustion. When the Carbinated fluid first entered the unit it would pass through the FluxTransFunctioner (FTF) which would put the fuel in a flux state before it passed through the RotaryGurder so that it would vaporize. The Carbon Dioxide mix would become extremely explosive as it passed through the Burperator. Stepping on the Carbon Pedal or (Gas Pedal) it would open a single Dutch Rudder to allow the mixture to enter the engine. High Performance versions had a Double Dutch Rudder setup that allowed the releasing of more fuel into the engine. Both setups were extremely efficent at 88 mph but had a tendancy to be troublesome when it came to starting the vehicle at the time when it was most critical.
1) After installing his Carbinator, Marty was able to run his favorite beverage ,Tab, and never had to worry about fuel again.
2)
Grant: Dude I just put my new Carbinator on my truck and holy shit when you hit the pedal and that Dutch Rudder Opens up it runs really awesome. You Know what I mean?
Chad: Verry nice
Grant: I think I'm gonna try a Double Dutch Rudder setup, you wanna help me?
Chad: I can't wait, I heard they blow in your face if you're not careful though.
2)
Grant: Dude I just put my new Carbinator on my truck and holy shit when you hit the pedal and that Dutch Rudder Opens up it runs really awesome. You Know what I mean?
Chad: Verry nice
Grant: I think I'm gonna try a Double Dutch Rudder setup, you wanna help me?
Chad: I can't wait, I heard they blow in your face if you're not careful though.
by MiltonRheem December 12, 2010
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by Royalducks June 27, 2017
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Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?
The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.
Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.
Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.
by Andy Calman January 1, 2008
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~2)a very unsatisfied woman
~3)one who nags constantly about nothing and everything.
~2)a very unsatisfied woman
~3)one who nags constantly about nothing and everything.
by mike burrito January 18, 2008
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