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camera jockey 

When going for a night out, there is always one person who will take hundreds of photo's of the night and upload them onto a social networking site the next morning. Most of the photo's are utter shit being blurry or not even of the correct friend circle. However, there will usually be a good 10 photo's of the night, and having a camera jockey with you means you don't have to worry about uploading any of your own photo's onto the internet.

Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.
Joe: "Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."
camera jockey by joe23002 March 20, 2011

Camera Knee 

After shooting all day on one knee, your pants are often grass stained and muddy, along with a sore knee.
What's up with the stains on your pants?

Camera knee.
Camera Knee by Sammm17 February 1, 2009

camera on cop 

Video equipment attached to law enforcement personnel. Allows recording of events to be preserved on tape.
Pretty soon, most police departments will be using camera on cop technology.
camera on cop by yes juanito yes December 5, 2014

camera hog 

A person or animal that likes to be in the center of pictures always wanting to be in pics
My. Dog is. Always. Wanting to be in the front of the camera he is such a camera hog
camera hog by jccar December 1, 2015

Camera Ninja 

A practitioner of the ancient art of Camera Ninjutsu, the art requires the martial arts sneak into every photo unnoticed and hiding in the background. When becoming a Camera Ninja the fighter must partake in a blood oath swearing that they will be in a photo everytime one is taken in their vicinity, if the oath is broken it will require some form of Seppuku but using a Camera instead of a knife. Camera Ninjas have super ninja powers, such as the ability to sense the moment a camera is lifted, predicting the best angle with the current lighting, super speed to get to the picture in time and many more. Camera Ninjutsu can also be fought as a sport (known to some as Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu) in the sport the fighters are given points based on the style of their Ninjutsu; extra points being given for proper attire (E.g GIs, Camera Lens Shurikens, Tripod Bo Staff etc). While not fully acknowledged by the Camera Ninja Elders, Shotokan Camera Ninjutsu is quite popular in Japan, China, Laos, The Russian Federation, Wales, Botswana and England. While it was not featured in the more recent Olympics, word has it that it might feature in the next as a new sport.
Sam: Dude is that a Ninja in the back of our photo
Kris: Camera Ninja actually, those guys are sneaky motherfuckers.
Camera Ninja by Nex Solo December 8, 2010

Camera Vomit 

act of dumping dozens of pictures from your digital camera in an album lacking any theme. provenance: facebook
My memory card is filling up fast, I need to induce camera vomit to make some room.
Camera Vomit by RunnerNYC March 24, 2010