A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her
"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "
by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 28, 2017
Get the sarah calhounmug. The sweetest man on the face of the Earth. He always thinks of others before himself and deserves more than he gets in life. He's a catch and any woman is lucky beyond words to have him in her life
by Smltwngrl December 25, 2024
Get the Adam Lee Calhounmug. Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
Get the Branden Calhounmug. Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.
Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.
Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?
Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.
by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016
Get the Branden Calhounmug. a baddie.
whats ur name
ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun
oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you
no
secs?
no
ok
ur mom, jk its vivian kate calhoun
oh em gee that means ur a baddie and hot and let me date you
no
secs?
no
ok
by XxSlenderChipxX September 27, 2021
Get the Vivian Kate Calhounmug. A private school where everyone pretends to be Christians but in all reality they’re nastier than the kids at Lakeview. They drive their parents cars and are ridiculously sheltered until 11th grade when CACC ruins them.
by PancakesForFun112 November 24, 2020
Get the Calhoun Christianmug. A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
Get the John Calhounmug.