Calvert County

Calvert County, MD means different things to different people. Bordered by the Chesapeake Bay and the Pataxuent River, Calvert County is attracting wealthy, Volvo-driving liberals who like to sail on the Chesapeake Bay and send there kids to prep schools like Key School and Calverton School. They work in Washington or Annapolis and play/sleep in Calvert County on the weekends. For the locals, Calvert County is made up of bitter farmers who don't like them city folk stealin' theirland.

Calvert County resident post 1985: "Let's hop in the BMW, pick up some steamed crabs, and eat them on the boat.

Calvert County local: "Damn newcomers takin' my land! I can't go huntin' where I want no more!"

by Annapolitan December 28, 2005

Carver Middle

A school full of fucking crackhead children that are the absolute cancer of the Earth. Though a select few are actually intelligent and end up in career paths that will benefit the world, most of those at this school are the scum of the universe. The boys are vape addicts that continuously jump from thot to thot while the girls believe that they are the qUiRkiEsT people to have ever been created. If you meet someone from Carver Middle that seems like they give off crackhead energy I would highly advise you to stay away because chance are they have herpes and or chlamydia.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is so hot.
Guy 2: Lowkey would smash.
Guy 3: No dude, she’s from Carver.
Guy 1: EW, Carver Middle is that school full of nicotine addicts.
Guy 2: Say sike right now.
Guy 3: Not tryna get no STDs bud.
Carver Middle is a disgostang school

by LanaDelRat September 15, 2019

George Washington Carver

When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.

"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"

by mattq November 8, 2005

Ow's ya Carver?

A Norfolk (see explanation 3) version of "Ow's ya Father?"

Ay up girl, fancy a nice slice of Ow's ya Carver? Ornutt.

by tincanblower May 6, 2008

Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.

Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.

by e-rips December 15, 2003

carver

someone who smokes a lot of weed because there super cool and also get super high

man your smoking your so cool such a carver

by frankito May 23, 2020

caker

A Canadian person of Anglo-Saxon descent. Similar to "cracker".

Cakers love hockey and beer.

by not a caker yo February 1, 2003