caddedu

A big cunt who touches kids and a greasy sket who loves dick

Caddedu has tiny dick

by Tsbxxodbaks September 23, 2017

Caddiewhompuss

Caddy-womp-puss An old Indian word meaning man who carries other man's tools, and can't afford a woman of his own

Women don't want his broke ass, he carries the tools of a better man, what a caddiewhompuss

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

tit caddie

A cotton or woolen garment which covers the chest region. Often but not exclusively worn by women.

That woman is wearing a pink tit caddie.

by cannonball1990 May 11, 2014

Fatty Caddie

The guy in a group of friends designated to take home the fat chick if it means his buddies will score.

"this chick is hot dude. You're the fatty caddie tonight. Take one for the team bro!"

by Mindy B. April 21, 2008

Candied Apple

When you ejaculate on a sexual partner and immediately throw sugar on them. Only counts when the ejaculate is on the skin, if it is on hair it becomes CottonCandied. See definition for details.

My girl has a real craving for sweets, so I gave her a Candied Apple last night.

by Haze-isms February 15, 2013

cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009

candied

A Pokémon who has been leveled to a high point mostly or solely through the use of rare candies, therefore its Effort Values have not increased with it, making it only look as if it is stronger.

Trainer 1: I got ripped of in a trade! This Blastoise is level 100, but he's candied!
Trainer 2: Yeah, people do that with cheat devices. It sucks.

by PokéfanTeej20 August 15, 2010