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Annoying Coworker

Melissa gets to slap Jordan on annoying coworker day.
by StickIt October 19, 2019
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Coworker Music

Coworker music refers to mainstream, widely popular music that is inoffensive, commercial, and considered overplayed. It’s an evolution of the term NPC music, describing tracks that are generic and safe. This type of music is common in workplace settings because it avoids strong reactions, fitting into a background role where it's heard but not deeply appreciated. Despite its simplicity, coworker music often serves as a tool for connection among coworkers who may not share deeper interests, reflecting the surface-level interactions typical in many work environments.
As soon as I walked into the office, I knew it was going to be a long day—the same coworker music was playing on repeat, with Maroon 5 and Imagine Dragons setting the tone for another uneventful afternoon.
by P.Drizzy August 17, 2024
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Ex-Coworker with Benefits

Like friends with benefits but between two people who were previously coworkers. Also known as ECWB.

Not to be confused with Coworkers with Benefits
“Hey Ashley, since we matched on Hinge, would that make us ECWB if we banged?”

“ECWB? What’s that?”

“Ex-Coworker with Benefits, obviously. It’s a new lingo.”
by Geplenruy May 18, 2021
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WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
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Cowork Valley

A nearby office allows you to snooze for an extra 30 minutes. A place where you can get work done and hang out afterward. Where the coffee never seems to run out, but the breaks always seem to end too soon.

There's something for everyone, from aspiring entrepreneurs to enthusiastic interns.
Oh no, I have to submit a presentation! 'm glad I can reserve a conference room at Cowork Valley.
by we are very September 1, 2022
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Coworkers

People who chill and talk shit about you while you are working your ass off
My coworkers pissed me off today.
by StarPhi December 6, 2021
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Best Coworker

The Best Coworker that Jonathan had at work was Cynthia.
by obviouslytherealwebsterdiction October 12, 2023
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