pittston bypass

When you pick up a bitch, fuck her and leave her on the side of the Pittston bypass.

"That chick is barely a 5. I'd give her a Pittston bypass!

by Sideshow C/O Patch April 11, 2008

Bypass

A person that ignores something you say to them and talks about a whole new subject

eg I tripled texted Dave and he only replied to one part of the message the boy is such a bypass or.. I text her about how I feel and she started talking about food she’s such a bypass

by 01321 May 8, 2018

Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out

I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.

by sherwinre April 19, 2019

Buick Bypass

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

Don’t let him in. That bastard is trying to pull a Buick Bypass

by Red Rexford November 11, 2019

Universal Bypass

A good way to skip those annoying ip-loggers and adlf.ly wait times.

- Oh dude you don't have Universal Bypass
- How did you know?
- 81.170.152.57

by Doctor DisDisRespect November 4, 2020

asstric bypass

process needed to remove someones large posterior, similar to gastric bypass

That girl has got one big ghetto booty, she could use an asstric bypass

by tonyhowe May 22, 2008

mona bypass

Uppaaaaaaaa

Upaaaaa mona bypasssssss

by Belfastbabe April 16, 2017