Buttcrack Hair

When someone with long hair washes their hair and excess hairs wash their way down into the butt crack. The hairs are not discovered until much later

Dude, I was doing this girl doggystyle and she had a wad of buttcrack hair just chillin.

by DingleBerry8o-o January 2, 2010

bushwhack

1) To assault someone unexpectedly.
2) What happens to you when you lose your job and some of your Constitutional freedoms thanks to a decision of the Bush Administration and the GOP-led Congress and Supreme Court.

Lost my job today cuz they're outsourcing, and I got arrested for being a Democrat. I'm on welfare now. Aw shit! no more welfare, they cut me off on that too.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

Buttshank

(noun, adverb) The act of or actual splash of cold toilet water splashing onto one's bare ass caused by the poop plummeting into the water basin and displacing the water below.

WOW. My ass is really wet from that buttshank.
(insult) You buttshank, go dry your ass.

by C-troubalicious February 12, 2006

Bushwhacked

Being indirectly affected in one way or another by President Bush's poor decisions whilst in office, be that as a result of the war in Iraq, the economic depression, etc.

Dave: "I heard that asshole Jim got a bullet lodged in his ass in Baghdad, so now he's coming back overseas."

Harry: "HAH! Jackass got Bushwhacked."

by Flamingo Jones October 24, 2008

Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.

Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.

by jesster79 March 13, 2006

buttwank

putting your manhood between the cheeks of a girl with a big ass and goin for it, similar to a tit wank but with a butt

alex didnt want anal but allowed tom to give him a buttwank

by harrygg November 17, 2006

Buttsnack

A person that doesn't know anything, or is stupid.

He was being a buttsnack

by Solopluto9000 July 10, 2019