buttlets

Those squishy inserts that look like chicken cutlets designed to enhance the rear end.

"Where's my other buttlet!?!I have a date tonight!"
or

A:Nice ass Jill
B:Thanks,I got new Buttlets.

by R.A.D. July 14, 2007

Buttlock

When 2 or more people open their buttcheeks and lock them together, essentially touching buttholes and grinding for sexual pleasure.

Guy 1: Yeah, me and Tiffany hooked up last night
Guy 2: Sick, did you guys buttlock?
Guy 1: Yeah dude, she has a soft butthole
Guy 2: Nice...

by Mr. KindaSmartGuy May 13, 2019

buttlock

1. (literal) A lock of hair from ones anus.

2. (figurative) A jerk, spazz, unpleasant character, etc.

"Don't be such a buttlock."

by Lester Fresh May 16, 2003

8 finger buttlock

While doing a chick, to put your thumbs on each side of her hip, while your 8 fingers reach over, grabbing her ass with such intensity it causes a "buttlock"

That was the best 8 finger buttlock I've ever had

by Mysticgrunt September 20, 2005

Buttrott

the general rash, stickiness, discomfort and rotting of between the ass cheeks usually caused by walking around all day with a sweaty crevice.

also defined as: moisture and friction induced rotting of the anal area accompanied by pain and stench.

After not wiping sufficiently and walking around Disneyland all day in the heat, Josie had a terrible case of buttrott.

by tammypants June 15, 2009

buttloaf

n1; An insult used towards generally stupid, mean, or rude people.

n2; A type of meat; A loaf of butt.

We're having buttloaf for dinner tonight.
Not to sound like a buttloaf, but that dress makes you look fat.

by ninjahedgehog November 22, 2011

buttload

More than one person can carry in two hands. Actually has 2 different sources of meaning. 1. From the large size of some women's rear-ends. If you put one hand on each asscheek, it's still too much to handle. 2. The suprsingly large amount of something that a doctor or customs agent is able to find hidden in someone's rectum.

Your mamma was so thankful to me that she gave me a whole buttload of your CD's.

by Word Walock January 11, 2004