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Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes
Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"
by OTJdog March 26, 2017
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Butthole Eyes

When the skin around one's eye is darker than the the rest of their face, much like an anus and it's surrounding cheeks.
>Did you see how cute Ariana Grande was on the red carpet last night?
>>I didn't notice, I couldn't stop looking at Pete Davidson's butthole eyes.
by Heckineh August 24, 2018
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The Golden Butthole

An overpriced sculpture found in Macomb County, Michigan signifying the Golden Corredor of Sterling Heights, MI. Not to be confused with the little golden butthole.

Found fame on Facebook as The Golden Butthole of Mabcomb County Page.
Make a Michigan left just before the Golden Butthole and you’ll find Outback.
by Michigan Girl January 30, 2019
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Try Finger But Hole

Try finger but hole is an act done by undead and unkindled individuals when they find an amazing rear or amazing chest therefore, they must try finger but hole.
Amazing chest ahead therefore, try finger but hole
by Spoopy Chicken January 3, 2019
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Butthole Blowout

When you shit so hard that your butthole is blown apart/torn.
That Taco Bell I ate last night resulted in a butthole blowout this morning.
by Bpetro October 20, 2014
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The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.
Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7
by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022
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Butthole Dance

The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.
"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".
by pfc.Snowball June 29, 2008
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