Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.

"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "

by Jon B-C January 25, 2014

drown a burrito

Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds

Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.

by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008

Burritoing

The act of rolling yourself up in a blanket to become a human burrito.

Don't mind Erin, she's just burritoing on the floor.

by Guv_Bubbs April 25, 2016

blanket burrito

When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.

Or a pig in a blanket, just with a human and an actual blanket

by Nae October 6, 2004

chinito burrito

A burrito for Chinese people.
Can symbolize a big fat Egg Roll which is rolled up like a burrito.

Hey Kent, let's go to Acupulco and order a Chinito Burrito.

Hey Reyna, did you see that chinito burrito when we had for dimsum last weekend?

by tadowta July 5, 2006

Burrito Skin

The "burrito skin" is another word for the tortilla wrapper.

Went to a new diner and the veggie burrito was made with a homemade burrito skin Delicious!

by Carol T., Brooklyn NY September 20, 2009

Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.

Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010