Traditional Dutch Burial

The act of fucking a person in the ass simultaneous to them defecating, essentially attempting to push the shit back in their ass.

"I gave Hans a Traditional Dutch Burial last night!"

by DiabolicalLaugh October 27, 2011

give the soldiers a burial at sea

To defecate into a toilet

Chris, open that door! I have to give the soldiers a burial at sea!

by pentozali January 1, 2014

Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper

The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with

by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018

Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.

I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.

by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017

malaysian burial

A fake/faux death stunt in which an individual is sealed into a coffin, presumed to be dead, only to be floated down a river to an escape area where they break their way out of the coffin. A technique oft used by hitmen and headhunters to evade/deceive marks into believing they are in minimal amounts of danger. Sometimes used in passing to refer to clever escape.

Targeted Individual: "You were pronounced dead nearly three months ago!"

Hitman: "Merely a Malaysian Burial, my friend. Now what shall it be? The ol' Epstein?"

by BaronSh!v May 1, 2020

Viking Burial

Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.

Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?

Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.

Person 1: Niceeee

by LOlItSTrUe June 12, 2020

bathtub burial

When someone commits suicide by slitting their wrist in a bathtub

She killed herself, it was a bathtub burial.

by Ren Doge August 20, 2023