bumgrapes

Bumgrapes are another word for Haemorrhoids

Marc had strange haemorrhoids like dumplings hanging from his frequently visited asshole

by Matt Whalley November 14, 2003

BumGum

Similar to a dingleberry, I'ts the undeveloped turds accessible when digging in your pants even while sitting down

Ben: Dude, check out that guy over there sniffing his own BumGum

by Ricktionary April 2, 2011

bumginity

When the virginity of ones bum is taken. Often refers to homosexuals.

Liam inserted his penis in Tim's ass. Liam stole Tim's bumginity.

by Jeffree February 18, 2004

bumegg

A very smelly fart

"Has someone laid a bumegg"

by mark turnbull March 22, 2004

bumgarner

BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.

"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."

by greatjorge October 29, 2014

bumpgrade

The act of trading up an item for something else slightly better, even though what you have is perfectly good.

A small bump in features, performance or design that usually includes a hefty repeat purchase.

1. "When I saw the new iPod Nano had video recording, I knew I needed a bumpgrade from my old one".

2. "I was sick of always charging my old cell phone, so instead of buying a battery, I did a bumpgrade to the next newer model".

by StormWard July 4, 2010

Bumgeegee

THE ULTIMATE PHRASE USED BY THE MAN HIMSELF, STAN MAN.

stan: BUMGEEGEE!!!11ONE
literally everyone else: arf

by luigiman106 March 8, 2019