Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.

Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.

by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

pumpkin spice bumpkin

1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good

2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.

3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.

4. Your own interpretation is welcome.

Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.

by Delphiina December 10, 2015

country bumpkin

Someone that is sheltered from modern society by being from the sticks.

Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies is a country bumpkin.

by LB March 31, 2004

blumpkiss

Going down on a woman well she takes a shit.

I cant wait to get home so I can give my girl a blumpkiss so I can get a blumpkin.

by Stu Pidasshole July 13, 2014

bumkiss

Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.

Here mate, have a bumkiss.

by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

beach bumpkin

A country bumpkin that lives on a beach.

After the beach bumpkin got done swimming in the ocean, he went back to his farm to work on the field.

by Clinker March 15, 2008

bumpkin

a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.

by Toria March 28, 2004