Bumpkin

A cute male or female you find yourself close to.

“Oh Kenny you’re such a bumpkin!”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin

Female Version of a lumpkin, Where a guy eats a chick out while shes taking a dump

I gave Mary a bumpkin last night

by Stevo#16 December 29, 2007

Bumpkin

Someone with extreme country grammar usually can be found on the boarder of the United States, a case more common among females being currently listed as a chronic disease of southern awkwardness.

Bumpkin - anyone who is a less severe redneck

Wow that Payton’s a real Bumpkin

by BumpkinGirl2 May 10, 2018

bumpkin butt

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumpkin

Generally a female from the cuntry called with a cuntry sounding name such as Sheree or something similar

Sheree was a good ole cuntry bumpkin

by In your hole cuntry February 17, 2017

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

cunty bumpkin

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

by ClownBoy June 21, 2006