buford

one of the hotter boys you'll find in high school. he is a whole beefcake and has a flat head, his booty is big too

wow y'all see buford over there? he's so dreamy

by gloriouscircus November 13, 2019

bumford

a crazy kid

see "mcbum"

ahhhhhhh, mcbum...

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Buford

Buford is one of the hottest people you’ll ever know. In fact, he probably is the hottest person you know. He’s the kind of guy you’ll never forget, whether it be from his jokes, his looks, or his amazing sandwiches. If you are dating a Buford, just know that you are one of the luckiest girls/guys in the world.

Girl 1: WHAT!?! How’d you get yourself a Buford?!
Girl 2: Pure luck. I think I am officially the luckiest human I know.
Girl 1: *sighs with jealousy*

by Violet16 October 26, 2017

Buford Gene

The Buford Gene was discovered in 2007 by Dr. Schlossenger Beaufort in Austria. It is located on chromosomes 6 and 9 between the URA3 and LYS2 loci. The Buford gene has been determined to promote 5-fluoro-orotic acid (FOA) and a-aminoadipic acid (aAA) production. These chemicals are responsible for "awesomeness" in an individual by encouraging comfort in common situations as well as the ability to rise to all occasions. It also inhibits the production of b-galactosidase which is responsible for "lameness" in individuals. This gene has yet to be successfully cloned, as the Buford Gene can only be expressed from the original. The only known methods of obtaining the Buford Gene is through sexual reproduction with a known carrier.

The Buford Gene is responsible for all awesomeness in the world

by Qurtis1 June 25, 2010

Buford

A pubic fro

Dude! Stop trimming your Buford in the shower! Clean up after you shave your Buford

by Nick Piotrowski April 2, 2020

buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"

buford two step okie doke

by EEdouble June 3, 2016

Buford drive

A miserable stretch of delapatated roadway that eats your soul from eastern Alabama to south of atlanta in the least efficient possible way.

Hey bro, while driving on Buford drive, I comptemplated suicide 37 times, attempted suicide 23 times, failed suicide 22 times, and finally succeeded 1 time...

- sent from your dead friend Steve.

by Over rated under payed taxi February 9, 2018