Bumpmonkey

Any member of an internet message board who is contributing unsolicited and unappreciated posts to another member's thread with the unintended result of "bumping" the thread to the top of the list of threads each time and thereby keeping the thread current and potentially popular.

"Man it really annoys me when he replies to my threads. I wish he'd go bother someone else. Oh well, at least I get bumped to the top everytime he does. He probably doesn't even realize he's my bumpmonkey."

by Decovelet September 8, 2011

batmonkey

Noun:
A person that is considerably ugly

That batmonkey makes my face hurts

by Rondog December 16, 2007

buttmonkey

"see -fartknocker-"

Mike, stop acting like a buttmonkey

by Brandon H. November 20, 2002

budonkeybonk

the biggest butt ever every mean teacher has 1

Woow! Her budonkeybonk is huge, man it is blockin my view.

by haley rikki brown February 21, 2008

buttmonkey

somebody who shows no concern wutsoever and doesnt listen to anything anybody is talking about with the mere goal of getting annoying

luis youre such a fucking buttmonkey

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

buttmonkey

a dumb fucking asshole that should be whipped, beaten, and shot ,in that order.

dude, that buttmonkey is scoping on my old lady.lets go beat his punk ass

by SCOTTB May 8, 2003

buttmonkey

(v) to send a message to the incorrect person, especially with disastrous consequences.

Chris buttmonkeyed everyone in the entire company via netmsg. He immediately stood up, walked out of the room, and never returned.

by baldmosher November 9, 2007