bowfinger

A person who is a disgrace to all humanity. A person who lacks intelligence and/or success with the ladies. Also see noob and narb.

That bowfinger sucks my balls.

by Austin Sheffield March 1, 2005

Bowfinger

A hand gesture - the index finger is rubbed across the thumb nail as the thumb rests on the side of the second finger.Looks like a tiny violin ("playing a symphony just for you") The meaning is one of insincere sympathy - such as "awww .....poor you" or "how sad" . Used to denote someone as "sad" in an insincere or derogatory way.

"What a bowfinger" "She/he is true bowfinger"

by glitch93 August 29, 2012

stinky ass buttfinger

The smell of the finger used to twirl and give anal relief for an itchy asshole.

After Bob got anal relief for his itchy asshole by twirling his middle finger his butt, his girlfriend Sarah commented on the offensive odor from Bob's stinky ass buttfinger...

by K-Krunk November 1, 2017

Bum Finger

The Fingering of somebody's ass crack to maximize pleasure. Can results in nails being snapped off and internal bleeding. Bum Finger ussually takes place after a good bout of fart eating leap frog which creates of lots of sexual energy and vibes.

"Catch my fart in your mouth Amelie then jump over me and fart in mouth, it really makes me horny!"

"OK! But can we do Bum Finger afterwards because i've been priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own shit"

by CaptainMorgan'sMum September 8, 2011

bagfingers

Putting bags on your fingers so you can do the superstar pose

Stephanie and Katie's bagfingers make them the center of attention at every party.

by S & K superstars May 26, 2007

Bumringer

The act of inserting a vibrating cellular phone in the rectum and asking a friend or acquaintance to call said phone for sexual gratification.

I don't think I'm coming out tonight lads. I'll probably just stay in, watch Jonathan Ross and ask mum to help me with a quiet bumringer.

by Elevant January 24, 2009

Bumfrigger

The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.

"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."

by Terry Venables May 18, 2008