Backwoods Bidet

When an individual has run out of toilet paper while camping and a good samaritan pisses on their asshole to clean it.

"Bro! Out of TP over here!"
"How about I give you a backwoods bidet bro?"
"Thanks bro!"

by LouisianaLightninBolt September 11, 2019

Backwoods

A hand rolled cigar that comes flavored or non

Hey that backwoods was really good last night

by Drew Michael September 7, 2005

Backwoods redneck

A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs

Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.

Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.

by Baparksfrommhs March 17, 2010

backwoods cum drip

a backwoods cum drip is when you take autumn into the woods and drip come on her.

hey autumn wanna do a backwoods cum drip

by PierceTheGeorgiou June 28, 2016

Backwoods Babe

Term used for a female who can roll Backwoods or a blunt better than anyone in the room.

Can also be used to describe a babe that smokes mad weed, therefore can easily roll a fatty.

"Damn, you know she a Backwoods Babe when she can pearl a blunt!"

by @Bunnywoods September 3, 2019

Backwoods Faggot

A phrase to define a person who is very unopenminded.

"You and your tight pants can go suck some dick"
"At least mine aren't sagging below my knees, you backwoods faggot"

by Victorialee October 16, 2009

backwoods bamboo

Slang term referred to Asian decent ethnicity people or person(s). That is a little more (F.O.B)-->(Fresh off the boat) than usual.

backwoods bamboo (ba' k' woo' dz' bam' boo)


1.Damn that bitch is backwoods bamboo. See that rice underneath her finger nails.

2.OMFG that backwoods bamboo gook is fresh off the boat with the serious (slant)<-- referred to intense angle of the upper eye lids of most (chinks) <---ethnic slur for chinese gook.

3.The only reason why his backwoods bamboo ass got that Killing Frenzy was because his family made that f*(ckn game.

by Thai Den October 27, 2008