Bryler

Smiles big and doesn’t let any haters in his way, the boss

Deeeem you’re a bryler; the best!

by Boomboom88888 May 9, 2019

Baylor University

I live by homeless vagrants, whom I turn my nose up to. I look just like everyone else at my school. The NoZe Brothers are the coolest thing since khakis and sandals. I have a leather Abercrombie and Fitch Bible cover. I have an Abercrombie and Fitch everything. I can coordinate outfits and ensembles better than anyone in my upscale apartment complex. I have a radar that lets me know where the closest ATM is. If I can't find one it's okay. I have ten credit cards all of which are billed to my parents. My town is so conservative that anyone who kisses on the mouth before three years of marriage is drug through the center of town, stoned, and hung to death. I like me. I should be an underwear model. I worked my butt off in high school to get in here and am fully paying for my expensive education with scholarships, or else my Mommy and Daddy went here and they're paying for it all and I only got in because they both made some calls. We're the oldest institution of higher learning in the state, yet we've always sucked at football. Its ok, we're just paying our way to be in the Big 12. The only teams that win anything are the baseball team and women's basketball but even that's a little too dyke-ish for the rest of the Baptist General Convention. We tell our parents we go to church on Sunday mornings, but really we all get up, get dressed and go to IHOP. Our veins are pumped of Dr. Pepper and we're always wearing a school shirt that some frat or club or dance or 11 o'clock MWF class made. And mandatory Chapel? What is this, communism? It's ok though I guess; I only came here to find a spouse; however it's harder than I thought with the visitation hours being 1 pm to 6 pm every day, so I just date one hall at a time. I go to Baylor, where a silver Accord is actually considered the nicest car driven by a faculty member and the ghetto-est car driven by a student. I am a Bear.

I wanted to be a frat star so I joined Baylor University.

by BaylorGuy January 11, 2009

Mary-Hardin Baylor

The University of Mary-Hardin Baylor, home of The CRU, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. Also the sickest D-III school in the nation. you dont mess with The CRU! UMHB is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of Baylor University, but unlike Baylor, The CRU actually wins their games.

HSU fan: hey who are we playing this week?
HSU player: Mary-Hardin Baylor
HSU fan: were playing the CRU!?!?!!?!? WERE SCREWED!!!!
HSU player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Bryor

Bryors are kindhearted but don't get the wrong idea, Bryors are tough and don't mess around. Bryors never back down from a fight. Never get on Bryors bad side, they are not afraid to let you know who is boss. Bryors like to make people laugh and never miss the chance to crack a joke. Bryors make for great friends and are always willing to help out. Bryors are not afraid to speak the truth and will tell you straight up.

Did you see that guy?! He was a total Bryor!

by Realteknical August 23, 2016

baylored

1) The act of sneaking up behind someone without their knowledge at all. The person then scares the hell out of you merely by their presence.

2) The act of annoying people coming and looking at your computer screen after you repeatedly tell them not to.

(1) Shane and Matt get in their car to go to Scott's.....

as they arrive

Matt: "BAYLOR!!!! When the Hell did you get here?"

Shane runs scared

(2) Alex: "Baylor, how did you find that website?"
Baylor: "Uhh, I snuck up behind you and looked at your screen."
Alex: "Eff I've been Baylored"

by WPDNF January 7, 2009

Baylor University

Best school in the Big XII and maybe best in the nation.

Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.

Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.

Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.

Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.

Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.

Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.

Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.

Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.

Person: Mom. Dad. Im a Texas A&M aggie.

Mom & Dad: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Person: Just kidding! Im going to BAYLOR UNIVERSITY!

Mom & Dad: We raised you well!

by SICEMBEARS November 23, 2009

Baylor

a gey nibber

Baylor really jus be a gey nibber

by a L A R G E H O M O N I B B A March 18, 2019