brass eye

A profound example of a mockumentary on TV in Britain in 1996 - a series of 6 documentaries covering such topics as Drugs (featuring a bogus drug called Cake), Good Science/Bad Science (featuring an appeal to protect people from "heavy" electricity falling out of overhead wires and squashing people!) and one special mocking the media frenzy surrounding paedophile stories. They are available on DVD and video and are totally worth a look.

Just like Bill Clinton said "I smoked marijuana but i did not inhale" the host of Brass Eye, Chris Morris said "I took ecstasy once, but i didn't swallow it!"

by Andrew Ferenbach February 5, 2004

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

Brass Bound Buggery Box

A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.

Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.

Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.

Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!

Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!

by ergie December 29, 2009

brass goblin

The old Boomer at the shooting range, who reloads his ammunition, who gets all up in your grill and asks you if he can take your brass.

Brass goblin: *walks up in your personal space while you're shooting, with stinking breath* Hey there, are you using your brass, sonny boy?
Me: get out of my face brass goblin!

by Shadowman556 September 22, 2020

hot brass dance

The involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing. Double hilarity points if it's a lady with a hot case trapped in between her large exposed knockers. Triple points if somebody ends up instinctively "going in" to help her out.

Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.

A: "Did you see Jim at the range the other day? A case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."

by Baroque T. Frankenheimer February 2, 2014

brasshole

an insanely obnoxious brass instrumentalist that specializes in being an asshole. in other words, one who pisses off everyone within a 1000 foot radius with his/her deafening musical playing.

hey douchebag, try playing louder

at least i'm not making your ears bleed like i'm some raging brasshole.

by lomboslice June 7, 2010

brass knuckles

A weapon consisting of heavy brass (the cheap plastic ebay ones dont count) that have holes for you to put your fingers through, in order to get a grip and form a fist. Once this is done, you can use the weight and hardness of the brass to injure soft flesh. Pretty effective at ruining people's day, but if you dont know how to fight you may get it taken off your own hands and then used against you. Imagine that.

You try to get slick, you bust a little chuckle, you're gonna get smacked with my gold finger kuckles.

by Leandro October 30, 2004