North Brookfield is a small town in Central Massachusettes that is home to slightly more than five thousand residents. Biggest attraction is the Brookfield Orchards. It is an old apple orchard that does a bunch of activity’s in the summer for family’s to come and hang out and buy anything apples, cider donuts. If you’re looking to gas up your car in town you better look else where because we don’t have a gas station, but we do have about 4-5 differnt places to get your hair cut. Unless you’re a “townie” don’t expect anyone over the age of 40 to talk to you because you’re probably just a “transplant”. Wanna go to the bar? Well there are like two in town. One is in the middle of a neighborhood and the other is open on sometimes on Friday or Saturday nights. There are 4 restaurants in town: Subway, Jim’s pizza, North Brookfield Pizza Palace and Statz bar and grill. We are also home to the Vibram shoe company which is pretty cool. The towns claim to fame is that McJagger once jogged around town. We have a big library that is maybe half filled with books. Most of the town is republican and some might be democratic. If you’re looking to move here it’s a nice quiet town, school system is okay. Although most drop out of high school to smoke weed and walk around town aimlessly. Also if you do move to town and talk to people who live in Worcester or Auburn and tell them where you live, they’ll cock the head to the side and look at you funny and ask where that is.
Person from Worcester: Hey friend or coworker, where do you live?
Person from North Brookfield: North Brookfield.
PFW: (looking confused) where’s that????
PFNB: Near Spencer.
PFW: ..........
PFNB: Near Barre, Brookfield, West Brookfield, Easy Brookfield, Oakham.
PFW...........
PFNB:...........about 20 minutes from Sturbridge.
PFW: OOOOOOHHHH! Wow you live far away! I’ve never heard of those places!
Person from North Brookfield: North Brookfield.
PFW: (looking confused) where’s that????
PFNB: Near Spencer.
PFW: ..........
PFNB: Near Barre, Brookfield, West Brookfield, Easy Brookfield, Oakham.
PFW...........
PFNB:...........about 20 minutes from Sturbridge.
PFW: OOOOOOHHHH! Wow you live far away! I’ve never heard of those places!
by Notatowniebutatransplant May 29, 2018
Get the North Brookfield mug.A suburban town in Fairfield county Connecticut. Home to old people, young families and furniture stores, at least thats what the town caters to. Teenagers, or the spawns of Satan as the townspeople affectionately refer to them, have a rough time spend their time at the mall and movie theatre in neighboring Danbury, pissing off the hick town of New Milford, or slumming it in parking lots of fast food restaurants and gas stations. Alcohol and drugs are the teenagers staple diet given the mass amounts of money given to them by their parent, and the massive shift from normal businesses to furniture outlets. Enjoy the gazebo behind kids kingdom, the quarry or the abandoned movie theatre by john's best (or where it used to be). The last one has spray paint tags by a few crazy kids of '05.
by Sfizz January 1, 2007
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1. A suburban school in Southeastern Wisconsin, known for its outstanding academics and school spirit.
2. The real Brookfield school; has more state titles than Brookfield Central, a better mascot (Spartans>Lancers), and far more intelligent students than those unfortunate enough to go to school anywhere in Brookfield, other than the East side.
3. The true owners of Brookfield.
2. The real Brookfield school; has more state titles than Brookfield Central, a better mascot (Spartans>Lancers), and far more intelligent students than those unfortunate enough to go to school anywhere in Brookfield, other than the East side.
3. The true owners of Brookfield.
"Hey look at those amazingly smart and athletic students." "Yeah They must go to Brookfield East, and not Brookfield Central..."
by Mighty Sparta April 4, 2010
Get the Brookfield East mug.1. Noun. A town in Fairfield County in which many run-of-the mill, boring, and uninteresting people live. Where the most talked-about event is the opening of Quiznos Sub. A place where getting drunk every night of the week is an acceptable practice, as well as blowing lines of cocain during school hours. These practices are mainly due to the extremely low amount of places to hang out/do something slightly enjoyable.
2. Noun. Also a place where many of the not-so extremely rich people of Fairfield County live, however, they believe they are hot shit (but they're really just cold diarrhia).
3. Noun. A place where the kids hang out at local gas stations.
3. Adjective. Boring; uninteresting. Not having anything to do. Mobil-goer.
2. Noun. Also a place where many of the not-so extremely rich people of Fairfield County live, however, they believe they are hot shit (but they're really just cold diarrhia).
3. Noun. A place where the kids hang out at local gas stations.
3. Adjective. Boring; uninteresting. Not having anything to do. Mobil-goer.
by Amanda May 5, 2005
Get the Brookfield mug.the most friggin boring town in connecticut. way 2 many families with a stick up their ass.u feel like ur in leave it to bever world.
hey? wanna go out 2nite? well wat do u want to do? we can go to the mall, movies or friggin bowling? nahh we did all those last week. Lets get drunk instead!! ok!!
---damn brookfield is sooo gay---
---damn brookfield is sooo gay---
by me November 15, 2003
Get the Brookfield mug.When a predominately white city/town gets a massive amount of middle eastern immigrants moving into a specific area of the town.
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You know when somewhere has been Brownified because you can smell the curry.
You know when somewhere has been Brownified because you can smell the curry.
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