Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider

Term used to describe a dump, at least 6" in length, that moves slowly out of the ass and into the bowl, usually producing little to no sound and never any splashback.

Because it was a Buck Bronson's Brown Eye Slider, the poor soul in the next stall was unaware that Jim had taken a dump until it crept up his nose.

by Ducati Jeff September 11, 2006

Bronson

The name Bronson (pronounced BRAHN-sun), is of Middle English origin meaning “son of the dark one”. The name is primarily utilized in English speaking countries. Bronson is an uncommon first name for men but a very common last name for both men and women.

Usually faithful and generous with a great capacity for affection. Bronson is gentle, even tempered, good natured, modest and slow to anger, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If provoked however, can explode into violent outbursts of ferocious anger in which can seem to lose all self-control.

"Beware the fury of a patient man."

"Don't pick on that one. He's apt to go Bronson on you."

by Juan Sánchez Villa-Lobos February 11, 2010

Frat me a bronson

To recieve a beer, usually a natty light, at no charge from a fraternity brother

"Hey man, I'm out. Can you frat me a broson?"

"Pledge, frat me a bronson"

by Anonomous132412451254 January 3, 2008

action bronson

A cunning linguist spitting nothing but dirt dope slaps and slumpers.
*Shouts to Al, Body, & May.

"...yo you catch that new Action Bronson?"

by blamerss September 6, 2017

Bronson

A man with the big shmeat. He’ll give any man, woman, or child the shmeat. Usually found reading the Bible and swimming. He is also Jewish despite reading the Bible all the time.

Me: Bronson gave me the shmeat.
Other guy: You lucky bastard.

by TheShmeatLord April 8, 2019

bronson

bronson is a potato. i edited bronson onto a potato. i saw no difference. bronson is a potato.

omg did you see the picture of bronson on a potato?? i saw no difference!!

by tuigbviurbfviuprf\ September 25, 2019

Bronstonism

LIVE LAUGH *bonsoireée*
YOU MUST POG THROGH THE PAIN

IF YOU HAVE ASHMA YOU ARE WEAKKKK !!!!!!
WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST BREATH

- Dave 1.37

This means that you are the best person and can actually breath
I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOG YOU SHOULD JOIN

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG December 3, 2020