Sandra won't let Andrew come out tonight. That girl totally has bromophobia.
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Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.
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Charles mad that Andrew is going to the movies with Ross tonight. That guy totally has bromophobia.
by female bromancer December 27, 2010
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Breaks the mold of the typical CEO. The Brogrammer of the executive ladder
Assigns nicknames to every employee of the company
Keeps it real by wearing American Apparel - because it is made in America
Believes that extending the boundaries set by common political correctness etiquette is another way of bonding with subordinates
Assigns nicknames to every employee of the company
Keeps it real by wearing American Apparel - because it is made in America
Believes that extending the boundaries set by common political correctness etiquette is another way of bonding with subordinates
My CEO is a BroCEO, today he brought beer for employees, because he is the CEO that you want to have a beer with
by enonymous June 19, 2013
Get the BroCEO mug.A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...
HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008
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Get the broment mug.Once upon a time, the great Greek God Brometheus, the greatest of the 'Bros', stole beer from Zeus so that he could help out his other bros and have a wild, awesome party. Zeus, furious that he no long had any beer that he could use to rape various immortals and morals (i.e. Europa), thus had Brometheus tied to a chair and had an eagle eat his cirrhosis-inflicted liver, getting blood all over Brometheus's popped-collar shirt.
Dude 1: "Hey everybody, this party is in memory of Brometheus, king of all Bros!"
Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
Everybody: Hail Brometheus!
by Capt@in_C@veman April 8, 2010
Get the Brometheus mug.A really hardcore BRO that inhales straight bromine at the gym, with his bros of course. One refers to these people as bromethazine, brody, bro, or a combination of these. Caution: Only intended for the broest of bros who love the gym.
Bro: "Bromethazine, lets go get swoll at the gym"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"
Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"
Bra: "Yeah bro, I'm dying for some killer bromine!"
Bro: "There's never too much bromethazine!"
by Terrence Nippleton February 15, 2010
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