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bromance

two straight guys that are really close friends that want to fuck each other relentlessly, but are too afraid to admit they're gay, even though nobody would care if they were gay.
There's some serious bromance going on in the locker room football team showers these days atDon Bosco Prep High School in Ramsey, New Jersey.
by ShitTipDicks September 12, 2009
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bromance

The love between these two bros is a bond of mutual respect for each other and a deep understanding of their essential manliness.
brody and spencer have a bromance
by justinlover123 June 5, 2009
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bromance

used to describe a new coworker (male) that you boss(male) keeps bragging on
Jealous Employee #1:
"Man the new guy can do no wrong"
Jealous Employee #2: "Yeah, It's the bosses latest bromance"
by Don't fear the darkness December 16, 2008
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bromance

Any relationship between creatures of the same sex, up to the point that balls do not touch. After this things turn gay.
Bromancer 1: Love is love...
Bromancer 2: Bromance is FOREVER!

I enjoy a nice paddle up the river when it floods, such bromancing opportunities are priceless.

Benny(gay):Hey Marley, lets go have a nice DM in those bushes over there?
Marley(bromancer): *gets the hell outta there* maybe another time Benny...

Lancey(bromancer): Hey Tez, your ass is looking so sexy today.
Tez(bromancer): Thanks Lance, don't get too close now ya hear? Lets keep things low-grade bromantic pls. You know I'm not into none of that Yaranaika business!
by fire one April 4, 2008
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bromance

When a guy thinks a girl wants to be romantically involved with him because she is nice to him and wants to hang out with him, but in reality she just thinks of him in a platonic way, like a "bro". Hence the "bromance"

You could say that a guy has a case of the bromance when he develops a crush on a friend that is a girl.

You could also say that a girl is plagued by bromance when all her guy friends tend to fall in love with her.
Emilie: Shit, Dave's been texting me like twenty times a day. Its starting to get annoying.

Jess: I thinks he's got the bromance.

Emilie: Ew sick dude, we're just friends.

Jess: I bet thats not what he thinks.....
by JessCanada April 1, 2008
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bromance

The romance between two bros. (non-homosexual)
Steve and Johnny formed a bromance with eachother when they read eachothers diaries to eachother which enclosed their deapest secrets.
by Davey3 October 16, 2008
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bromance

When a guy thinks a girl wants to be romantically involved with him because she is nice to him and wants to hang out with him, but in reality she just thinks of him in a platonic way, like a "bro". Hence the "bromance"

You could say that a guy has a case of the bromance when he develops a crush on a friend that is a girl.

You could also say that a girl is plagued by bromance when all her guy friends tend to fall in love with her.
Emilie: Shit, Dave's been texting me like twenty times a day. Its starting to get annoying.

Jess: I thinks he's got the bromance.

Emilie: Ew sick dude, we're just friends.

Jess: I bet thats not what he thinks.....
by JessCanada April 1, 2008
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