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Flat-Brimmed Hat

Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.

Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.

Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.

In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.

You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.

What a fuckin d-bag.
by Timbur March 12, 2011
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Brimmer and May

A small private school that has it's focus on attempting to be a sports school or a theater/arts school, yet managing to be neither at the same time. It's a place where the rich spoiled K-12 graders go to school for the sole purpose of excluding those who do not wear designer clothes, play sports, or own an iPhone.
My friend goes to Brimmer and May.
by Someone-Who-Knows January 17, 2011
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Brimmer

A bowl packed with weed above the brim of the bowl. hence the name "brimmer"
Dude, packa Brimmerrr!!" " alright, right after this nollie-hardflip!
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Brimming glass of spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders
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Brimby

One whos head resembles a potato.
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Flat Brimmed Energy Drinker

Somewhere between a skittle thug and what you would find under flat brim. But most applicable when applied to downhill mountain bikers. They have an affinity for chilling at the trailhead bumping gansta rap and puffin' tuff and are physically incapable of getting their $5,000 bicycle up the hill so must coordinate with a cohort to shuttle themselves up and down the mountain with their two $30,000 pick up trucks. As you can see, this becomes a financially burdensome endeavor, especially when you take into account the 5 Monsters they consume per day.
You flat brimmed energy drinkers are douchebags!
by fuzzywuzzy242 November 15, 2010
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Brimmers

A round of double shot glass' filled above the line all the way to the brim
You are hungover because you were pouring brimmers all night
by Chase_TJ February 20, 2011
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