bri'ish

A joke created by Nazi Germany in an attempt to break British morale in 1941. After the war the British Government created the 'bri'ish joke pass' and gifted it to all European (except France and Germany) and Commonwealth states (except South Africa, due to their standard issue, more powerful, N-word Passes), meaning it is only funny when the above nationalities use it. It therefore cannot be funny when an american uses it, purely due to the fact they are unable to spell correctly.

American: are you BRI'ISH?? HAHHAHAHA
Brit: that's not funny, learn to spell correctly.
European: are you BRI'ISH?? HAHHAHAHA
Brit: haha yes mate that's a fucking banger of a joke let's go

by Neddyfram! :D July 29, 2022

Bri'ish

A somewhat racist slur against british people that is based on the way they talk, as they pronounce the 'T' weirdly that it sounds like a vowel

male 1: hey male 2, what is this (raises hand while carrying a water bottle)
male 2 (he is british): i' is a wa'er bo'le
male 1: oh so you are bri'ish

by tritonzon January 11, 2022

Bri'ish

An insult toward british people that does absolutely nothing. This comback is shit so don't use it, unless you want to sound like a 12 year old boy

'HAHA, ARE YOU BRI'ISH?! AHAH'

by Tojis_a$$crack May 29, 2022

Bri’ish

British, but with a glottal stop.
Also used to mock British people’s pronunciation of it

Hey i’m Shabnam i’m a Bri’ish wengie!

by thecharacterwannie July 7, 2022

Bri’ish

1.How Americans think all bri’ish people talk.

2.Related to Britain or its people or language.

3.Part of the bri’ish commonwealth or bri’ish empire

‘Hey dude,’ The American said,’ These British people speak like, “ello there I’m bri’ish and I need my one o’clock cuppa tea!”’

by Kroniikz August 17, 2022

Bri'ish

This word is just offensive and kind of racist and people who say this think they're so funny saying that British people aren't people by saying it in quotation marks, plus free health care haha Americans we don't pay for it haha.

Bri'ish e.g/ Imagine not having free health care.

by Tea drinker. August 28, 2022

bri’ish

A Different word for British

I’m bri’ish how’d ya tell *shows extra rotten teeth*

by StupidMario64 December 22, 2022