Brenten

Brenten is the most outgoing guy you will ever meet. He loves to be outdoors. He always knows how to have a good time and can bring your mood up just by smiling at you. You will get lost in his blue eyes. And his blonde hair flows just perfectly. Also he can sing like an angle! If you get a chance to be with Brenten he will treat you like a queen. He is also an amazing kisser! He is so romantic and charming. But this is a weakness of his. Brenten doesn’t know how to be in a long term/distance relationship and sucks at texting. He’s sometimes confusing when it comes to what his intentions are. Overall he will make you fall in love and lose your mind. <3

Emma: “Brenten told me he loves me...I’m in love with him...”
Kayla: “No way! did you tell him?”
Emma: “Yeah and a week later he broke up with me...”

Emma: “Brenten is the best guy i know”

by nightstarskiss March 26, 2020

Brenting

the act of committing douche baggery

sheesh. why you gotta be a brenting all the time?

by TeamT's September 30, 2011

Brenton

n. A great guy that's funny. Knows karate and has a black belt. But can't do a back flip. Known to play Xbox a lot. Good at playing COD4.

Peter: Dude how many days of cod have you played all together?
Brenton: 'bout 17 I think?

by Lion Girl 1881 May 23, 2009

Brenting it up

When a comical mistake is made, resulting a collapse of a relationship with another person. From the English word for bridges, Brent, in a particular area of Sussex, that often collapsed due to random outside factors.

When one were to drunkenly slip on a wet dance floor, seemingly caused from drunkenness, but really being attributed to the wet floor.

"I'm done with him, he keeps brenting it up, and I'm done being embarrised!"

by Akwafyre November 28, 2011

Brentyn

Usually a complete knob. Typically breast fed by their mothers until the age of 27 and like to showcase their wealth, which is almost always exclusively their inheritance. Brentyn is typically a suburban drop-kick, but believes masculinity is defined by appearing like a farmer. Will often wear attire attributed to hunting and farming, despite working a sales job and never actually partaking in hunting or farming. Often believes they are hyper attractive, despite having the physical attributes of a crab. Their super power is easily creeping out women.

Girl 1- Why does that creepy looking guy in the sales team keeping sending emails to the ‘all staff’ address?
Girl 2- that’s just what Brentyn does. It’s weird.

by ThePassiveSnake November 23, 2021

Brentonio

Possibly the coolest guy ever.
Hot, sexy.
Has the best friends.
The best.

"Dude, he i such a Brentonio!"

by Lolwin February 18, 2009

Brenton

A bitch ass dude that's a fatty and picky with his goddamn food. Hairy. Sweats a lot and misses the toilet.

Stop being a fucking Brenton.

by AshyKneecaps September 15, 2019